Apologies for the late post, but I was *genuinely* working up the courage to post this week's content...it's uhhhhhh a little different than usual.
See, I've been REAL h0rny all week, and one of my occasional play partners was in town. I should mention here that her favorite thing is tease and denial, remember that, it becomes important later on.
Due to unforseen circumstances, she wound up not being able to catch up with me, and when I told her that I was kinda bummed because I'd been h0rny and looking forward to it all week, she came up with a VERY devious long-distance way of keeping me, in her words, "horny and thinking of her all day".
First, welcome to all of the new folks, I'm so glad you're here! Don't forget that if you have auto-renew turned on, you get access to occasional surprise spicy content as a thank you for supporting my mission of advocacy and education in neurodivergence.
This work is so important to me and I'm so very passionate about it, so it just means the world to me that you're all here.
Somebody with excellent taste requested a topless from my custom menu tonight and it turned out so 🔥🔥🔥 that I decided to surprise all y'all with a peek.
Check your messages and enjoy!
Also, just a heads up, I got feedback that y'all would like a little more video content, so I'm going to try and do more of that regularly on Fridays. I'm super excited for this week!
We made it to the end of the week. Now I **know** that I was probably supposed to do something a little more spookysauce for Halloween, but I just got these and I really wanted to show them off.
(Plus, when you're a cosplayer, pretty much every weekend is Halloween). Also ignore my hair, sometimes angels have bad hair days, okay?
Just a few announcements for all of the New Kids! I'll be dropping a SPICY ppv early next week so keep an eye out for that, and, as always, if you have auto-renew turned on, you get a little bonus content now and again. Today you'll get a bonus behind-the-scenes video of this little impromptu wing shoot!
Have a wonderful and safe Halloween weekend everybody! Thank you for being here, thank you for your support, and don't forget to reach out if you need anything!
So this week's post is gonna be a weird one-- I am currently at Frolicon, which is the big kink/bdsm convention in Atlanta, and I am HOPEFULLY going to have some *very spicy* photos for you later this weekend if my plans work out.
In the meantime, I thought you would enjoy seeing just how FUCKING EXTRA I went on the first nights theme costume party . Should I do another shoot in this one??
(Also shut up I know my hotel room is hilariously dirty)
Also, be size the wifi at the Sheraton is a fucking jooooooooke, I am going to postpone tonight's live. I really want to do a live with y'all this week, so stay tuned, I'll let you know when it gets rescheduled.
Have a kinky weird weekend y'all! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Catieosaurus
I don't usually cross promote too much on here, but in case you didn't know, I have an ongoing educational partnership with HoneyPlayBox, an ethically-sourced, women-owned, body-positive and education-first sex toy company.
This month my friends at HoneyPlayBox (where I get most of the toys and goodies you see on this page) are having a weekend BOGO sale, and they've put together some great new " boutique bundles" that include some of my absolute favorite toys, AND they've offered my OnlyFans followers a very generous 30% discount if you use code "catieosaurus20".
If you're interested in checking out the boutique bundles, they've got four awesome ones right now (and SO much more across the website as a whole).
-- This one is probably my favorite because it comes with ( I think) the best toy HoneyPlayBox makes, the HoneyWand Plus, which I've featured in a few videos-
-- And this one, which is DOUBLE FUNNY because literally my first acting job in Atlanta was being the spokesperson for the lipstick vibrator that comes in this package which is just the weirdest coincidence in the entire world.
If you don't see anything you like in these packages, you can ALWAYS use code catieosaurus20 at honeyplaybox.com to get 30% off anything sitewide, which is pretty rad, and it helps to support my continuing ability to create content. No pressure or expectation, but I know some of y'all thirstosaurs like to know where I get my toys, and so I thought I'd let you know!
Have a great weekend! Catieosaurus
PS Please take a second to admire my INCREDBILE photoshop job SEAMLESS absolutely perfect no notes.
I am sick as hell, which means both that I don't have a ton of fresh content for you this week, but also that I am definitely not up for this week's live show (as hot as watching me cough for an hour I'm sure would be), but that DOES mean there is some good news!
Good news part the first: you get to enjoy these stunning shots from J Woodberry Photography instead of whatever nonsense I'd crank out from bed in the throws of a dayquill-fueled fever dream.
Good news part the second: the live show contest remains active! (if you don't know what I'm talking about, peep your DMs for the last ppv I sent over). You don't have to get the PPV to participate, but some of y'all ideas are...well they're honestly very good.
I'm sorry I'm sick, I was really hoping I'd feel better by today, but yeah...I honestly feel awful, so thanks for understanding about the live show. Next week tho...shit's gonna get REAL WEIRD.
Important Announcement: there *will* be a Friday Night Live tonight! 8PM EST, right here on OF. Surprise! My evening cleared up and so I thought we'd do an impromptu live!
However. It is, shall we say, going to be *slightly* different than the normal live fare, as it's going to be an ESCAPE ACT.... More specifically, y'all are gonna have to place bets on whether or not I'll be able to escape from whatever my Secret Rope Buddy has in store.
He says I won't, I think I will, but either way, swing on by to see what he comes up with. He'll be watching safely from the sidelines as I spend an hour or so trying to get out of whatever he cooks up, and I've been told there's going to be some other fun toys involved in this particular predicament.
There's a short clip at the end of collection to test how hard this is gonna be--
I have some *very* exciting news- this week's content is a guest star collab with my delightfully sexy and spicy friend Sugar Darling, who does very fun alt baby girl content on her page. She's the naughtiest lil' bebe kitty I know and her content is **chef's kiss**.
If you like what you see, we're running a special: if you subscribe to her page this month, you'll get a *FREE* 5-minute video from Sugar Darling, **AND** a free 5-min video from me! (B/C I honestly HAD to try on the snake jumpsuit. come on).
Consider it a spicy two-for-one-special. DM me a screenshot of your subscription confirmation and I'll send you a video surprise!
You can find her at:
https://onlyfans.com/sugardarling13 (and dont' forget to check out her insta, she's got some super sexy content on there, too! https://www.instagram.com/sugardarling13/ )
*Also if you recognize my house in some of her content, shhhhh no you didn't*
As a reminder, the next live is scheduled for October 1st at 8pm EST! You're not gonna want to miss this one!
I'll be at GenCon for the rest of the weekend hosting panels on mental health and gaming, so I might be a little slow to respond, but as always, thank you all so much for being here! I am so grateful for all of you!
Someone asked for a onesie full-nude striptease shoot, and I had so much fun with my cure stripey onsie that I thought I should share. Should I show you the rest?
Just wanted to let you know that due to some last-minute issues, we had to pull out (heh heh heh) of the convention we were scheduled to appear at tonight-- but that means that THE LIVE SHOW IS BACK ON!!
Swing by around 8pm EST for a live, OF-subscriber exclusive show. It's been almost a month since the last one, so this one is gonna be a PARTY y'all. I've got new toys and new clothes and I'm really excited to put on a show for you!
Sorry this one is so late, we are in IOWA at a convention for the podcast and it's been a busy couple of days....and also the whole OF maybe cancelling adult content was a thing.
What a weird week.
For those of you who tried to come to the live tonight, thank you! Unfortunately the wifi here just wasn't stable enough to sustain a stream. We have terrible fucking luck with hotel streams.
To make up for it (and the late post today,) I'm going to post something extra special and extra naughty for you this weekend, but here is a *very* popular request-- I got all fancied up for a party tonight and was ✨feeling myself ✨ (literally at one point), so I thought I'd snap a few pics for you to enjoy while I put together some longer content later this weekend.
If you haven't seen the news, in October, OF will be 'banning' certain types of content. HOWEVER, the good news is that my content falls **well** within the guidelines being discussed, which means, that for at least the time being, I'm not going anywhere, and I'll continue creating content that is spicy yet refined. (Seriously, I'm like G-rated compared to some creators on here).
The bad news, however, is that this is going to PROFOUNDLY affect the lives of many, many SW creators, including my partner and podcast co-host, @heylude (featured here). Tip your favorite creator today, because a lot of us are not going to be okay when this happens.
I will keep y'all updated as the situation evolves, but again- I'm not going anywhere. I may have to adjust the content on lives, but other than that, my content will remain the same.
I know I've said this a lot lately, but the income I make here on OF is LITERALLY how I am able to support my education and advocacy work. This is my day job, and news like today is heartbreaking because it is both a destabilization of my income, but also of the platform as a whole. This is literally all I have, so your support means everything.
Stop by tomorrow for our regularly schedule Friday post!
One of the best parts about doing what I do is that I get to be honest about who I am and how I'm doing.
I just wanted to let you know if you missed my tiktok talking about it, after struggling pretty badly with my mental health for the last couple of weeks, I made the decision to start antidepressants this week, and it's been....pretty rough.
I'm OKAY and fine, but in combination with the OF messaging glitch last week and my new meds, I'm (admittedly very) behind on getting your custom requests taken care of.
I'm hoping to get everything done by the end of the week, but I just think that transparency is important when talking about mental health, and hey guess what, it's been really, really tough feeling sexy enough to put together content, so I really appreciate your understanding.
I just wanted to express my gratitude for your kindness and patience while I get back on top (heh heh) of your customs.
Also I decided to try some self-care to get on top of my depression and I finally got an undercut. What do you think?
I appreciate you all so much. Thanks for being here. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Catieosaurus
Welcome to all the new friends who have come over from TikTok this week!
Today's content was going to be .. .shall we say...a little more graphic...but in the interest of full disclosure, I am really struggling with my mental health and a bunch of just dumb real life stress this week, and I didn't get a chance to finish shooting the surprise content I was hoping to get done for you.
Instead, I wanted to share one of my ALL TIME FAVORITE photoshoots that I've done. Photos by J. Woodberry Boudoir, who, again, I cannot stress this enough, is a goddamn f-cking rockstar. I've shared some of these before, but I've never had the opportuntiy to share the full set, so here you go!
Special Note:
Normally, we do a Friday Night Live at 8pm EST, but my GODDAMN BASEMENT FLOODED and so unfortunately, I have to entertain the repair guys instead of y'all.
Important question: what do you think the surprise that I'm working on might be?
Hey y'all, OF is experiencing super weird DM problems and I'm losing/missing messages with content attached and a lot of your tips aren't showing up ☹️☹️☹️. If you are waiting on content that you already tipped for, please reach out and let me know, I want to make sure you get your custom content! (And if you haven't yet, DM me for the custom menu!)
Here's a backseat look at my cool new shirt as a thank you for your patience.
Hopefully OF will have its shit together by the end of the week, but hey....at least it's not TikTok.
Uh oh I had an edible and now I'm **feeling myself** (and also the six and a half minutes of an editing tutorial video I watched before I got bored and decided to figure it out myself).
I might be terrible at editing but them GAMS ain't bad am I right fellas (and also ladies and non-binary friends)?
♥️♥️♥️ Catieosaurus
PS if you saw the snack wrapper on the side of the tub no you DIDN'T.
I am experiencing a weird issue with my OF inbox where messages aren't showing up on my computer but I'm seeing them later on my phone.
If you have sent over $$$ for a custom request and I haven't reached out with a confirmation, please circle back with me- I want to make sure that you get your orders as quickly as possible, but OF is noooooot cooperating.
Here's an outtake from this morning that I feel adequately reflects my annoyance at this situation.
Onlyfans is being super weird today and has been having trouble uploading my regular Friday post-- so in the meantime, here's a bonus preview while you wait, hopefully they'll have their server issue resolved before the live tonight!
With all of the new friends here on OF, I've gotten quite a few requests for certain types of content, but one of the most INTERESTING asks I've been getting (repeatedly) is if there is going to be any educational content.
As most of you probably know, I'm DEEPLY passionate about education, especially in conversation with kink and neurodiversity, and the cool thing about OF is that I can be both a little more ...liberal with my examples and also produce *longer* content.
Is that something you'd like to see? I'm thinking about posting a test video later this week to kind of illustrate what I'm thinking, so stay tuned!
Let me know, and tell me in the comments what TYPE of educational content you'd like to see if you're interested or if you've got special requests!
Apparently roasting trolls on TikTok is a great way to let people know I have an OF, so welcome welcome welcome to all of the new kids!
A few things you might like to know about:
1. I have a custom menu! If you're interested in custom content, special photosets or content make *just* for you, please feel free to reach out! I love custom requests, and as a kink educator and advocate, I have a very open mind.
2. Every Friday there will be fresh content for you (and some surprise content occasionally during the week, but even MORE importantly- (Mostly) every Friday night I do a subscriber-exclusive live show at 8pm EST, streamed live right here on OF. Sometimes they're educational, sometimes they're kinky, sometimes they're weird and conceptual sexbot shows, but everyone except for me has a good time since y'all are just goddamn bound and determined to consistently ruin my orgasms for sport. :D :D :D
3. Once a week or so, I drop a special PPV message into your inbox. These contain material that's a little ~spicier~ than my regular Friday post, and I use these to help to raise money for the Trevor Project. There is never any pressure or expectation to purchase these, but they get you a little something extra and help raise money for an incredible cause.
Lastly: Thanks for being here- seriously. The income I make on OnlyFans is how I am able to sustain creating my educational content on all of my various platforms and, as we move into 2021, afford the (surprisingly costly) expenses of traveling to conventions to promote InfiniteQuest and my mission of bringing awareness to the importance of supporting neurodiverse brains, both in kink and in gaming. I literally couldn't do it without you, and I'm so, so grateful for your support
Just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who has reached out about the PPV this week (and asked about the truck and our travels!)
We are okay, we are stranded for at least the next two days in Oklahoma while we wait to see what can be done about the transmission, and from there, we're going to figure out how to get to Alabama in time for our first ever live Podcast show on the 8th. The timing is going to be WILD y'all, but we are so grateful for your wellwishes and support.
A friend of mine re-discovered this shot from a very weird production of Macbeth we did one time, and it was too good not to share, so here's a bonus Fourth of July surprise!
For those of you who are fathers, Happy Father's Day. For those of you who just liked to be called daddy, here's a little bonus Sunday content. 😉😉
Also, just an FYI that this also counts as the preview for this Friday's OF-Exclusive live, as we will be doing a Very Spicy Hotel Live from San Francisco, and I have been promised a *very* memorable evening. The fun will start at 8pm EST.
Don't forget to check your PPVs on Tuesday, there's going to be something special coming up!
Catieosaurus
PS: Photo by J.Woodberry Photography, for the love of fucking shit if you're anywhere around Alabama, hire her to do your photos. http://www.jwoodbery.com/
Just wanted to let you all know that planning for this HYPER conceptual character live is getting me very excited for Friday!
If you haven't heard, on Friday, the Sentient AI from last week's Friday post will be joining us for a special SexBot Stream, where you'll be able to 'program' the bot to do....pretty much whatever you like. After all, she's programmed for your pleasure.
It's happening at Friday at 8PM EST right here on OF, so come on by to see how weird it gets.
I just got the wonderful news that one of my *best friends in the whole world* is coming into town tonight, and so I'm going to cancel this week's live in order to get the opportunity to see him.
I'll make it up to y'all with a few extra surprises this week, so stay tuned!
This is a message for like two people, but on Friday's live, a couple of you mentioned wanting Shibari resources for larger bodies, and Karada House (arguably one of the best kink education resources in the world) is hosting a class specially for that goal. I am not affiliated with this in any way, but I thought I'd post the link here to help you find some great resources!
