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about to keep the livestream going over on @ucanthandlemia !..

about to keep the livestream going over on @ucanthandlemia !! but this time i'm taking off my shirt and letting you guys edge me in real time :3 i hope everyone who joined and tipped and sent love had a good time <3 mwuah !

2025-03-13 05:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post

about to go live n eat sushi and do my lil unboxing in my fa..

about to go live n eat sushi and do my lil unboxing in my fav bra !! cum hang :3

2025-03-13 05:09:06 +0000 UTC View Post

hi loves :) tonight i'm planning on taking a long hot shower..

hi loves :) tonight i'm planning on taking a long hot shower and then doing a quick livestream here to show off some fun new goodies i got in the mail from you guys !! afterwards we'll follow that up with a sexy stream in some lingerie on @ucanthandlemia :)) see you guys soon, can't wait !!

p.s. i'm also dropping a new style of video tonight on @ucanthandlemia after the livestream !! come see what i have in store for you :3

p.p.s. first FULL LENGTH FREEBIE is getting posted to the feed on @ucanthandlemia this week....you definitely don't wanna miss that ;)

2025-03-13 00:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post

me when not a single guy on onlyfans seems capable of matchi..

me when not a single guy on onlyfans seems capable of matching my freak :(

2025-03-12 08:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post

ok goodnight free page <3 go be good subbies and unlock some..

ok goodnight free page <3 go be good subbies and unlock some media in our dms to goon to or send me tippies to wake up to :))

2025-03-05 08:38:26 +0000 UTC View Post

sometimes if ur username makes me smile or giggle you might ..

sometimes if ur username makes me smile or giggle you might just see a random lil dm from me praising you :))

2025-03-05 08:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post

dripping wet rn, should i post p*ssy a pic on my other page?..

dripping wet rn, should i post p*ssy a pic on my other page?

2025-03-05 08:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post

if you're really a good boy (or girl, or human being) you'll..

if you're really a good boy (or girl, or human being) you'll go follow my VIP page and send me a hot teasing pic to satisfy my lil freaky side....i'll be waiting on it ;)) @ucanthandlemia

2025-03-05 08:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post

it's so fun forgetting about this page and randomly remember..

it's so fun forgetting about this page and randomly remembering it exists every month or so >.< i love reading all the horny, needy gooner dms in my inbox (but i never respond without a tip) :P

should i post here more?

2025-03-05 08:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post

me and my microbikini shall never part (i've been wearing th..

me and my microbikini shall never part (i've been wearing the same one for 3 years)

also definitely didn't post the nude version of this over on @ucanthandlemia hehehe ;)

2025-03-05 08:27:57 +0000 UTC View Post

FAQ !! all of these requests are available for free, posted ..

FAQ !! all of these requests are available for free, posted to the feed of my main page @ucanthandlemia 💘 you can see me ride a dildo, squirt while i play with myself, eat pussy, and stretch all my holes on the post feed — no need to buy extras.

feet pics, audio messages, full nudes, closeup pussy pics and SO many more explicit videos are available on my page, all you have to do is scroll 💕

if you are in the mood for some custom content, i offer that over on @ucanthandlemia too!! i even give free dick rates to new subs 💗

all of my full length videos have a free preview trailer so you know exactlyy what you’re getting before you buy 🤞🍀

ask any and all questions you guys have about my paid page, content, or other features in the comments… i’ll answer everything ASAP!

2025-02-07 16:16:33 +0000 UTC View Post

goonmorning 💗🌷 i just dropped my new 20-minute long valentin..

goonmorning 💗🌷 i just dropped my new 20-minute long valentine’s day roleplay vid over on @ucanthandlemia !! go enjoy :3

2025-02-07 15:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post

superr quick GRWM stream happening right now !!

2025-01-28 23:03:50 +0000 UTC View Post

i literally love all of you guys so much…sometimes i scroll ..

i literally love all of you guys so much…sometimes i scroll through my dms here and see all the lovely kind things you’re saying & i literally CANT reply…

friendly reminder that on my main page @ucanthandlemia i always:
- text back (every day)
- offer dick rates (free ones for new subs👀)
- livestream (i’m actually going live tonight!)
- post nudes

and literally all of the other amazing things that i’m sure you guys will enjoy, whenever you eventually find your way over to @ucanthandlemia 🥲💝 see you soon

p.s. i just posted the nakie version of this pic on my other page…

2025-01-21 16:15:46 +0000 UTC View Post

i swear i look better when im wet 👀

2025-01-19 16:51:05 +0000 UTC View Post

sending you spicy pics in my fav bikini ;)) check dm before ..

sending you spicy pics in my fav bikini ;)) check dm before i decide to unsend them

2025-01-18 16:54:02 +0000 UTC View Post

obsessed with this new swimsuit :)

2025-01-17 16:40:10 +0000 UTC View Post

hi angels !! new game for the new year: send me a DM with yo..

hi angels !! new game for the new year: send me a DM with your guess of what number is hiding behind the blur… then unlock !! if you guess it correctly i’ll send you a free FULL LENGTH riding video in your dms ;) happy new year, and good luck !! 💝🍀

2025-01-01 22:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post

i cannot believe i just deadass sent that video in dms…liter..

i cannot believe i just deadass sent that video in dms…literally so scared cus ive never shared something so explicit here 😭

2025-01-01 07:19:06 +0000 UTC View Post

happy new years eve my sweet loves !! i appreciate all of yo..

happy new years eve my sweet loves !! i appreciate all of you being here to support me and all my sexy lil adventures so, so much <3 this is your formal invitation to pop into my NYE livestream tonight on @ucanthandlemia !! we'll be playing games, trying on lingerie, and cumming all together into the new year :3

i'll be live from 9pm EST all the way into 2025 ;) see yous sooon !

2025-01-01 00:39:55 +0000 UTC View Post