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Aaahhh nothing like a relaxing bath in Shrek’s swamp 😂 or maybe I’m in Wicked. Perhaps both. Shreked????

This isn’t a sexy post, just a life update post cuz I found my wedding dress yesterday and I wanted to show you all 🥹💕 w/ @PurpleHairedGf

AAAYYYYYYYO!!!!!! @ Sassyserpents #cosplay #gg #farcille #dungeonmeshi

Bro it’s getting straight up delicious in this dungeon 🥴🍽️ @sassyserpents

You didn't think I'd forget to post the follow-up to the FAQ, did you? 😉 (It would be completely reasonable if you did. We all know I can't remember shit for shit. 🥴)

FAQ VIDEO enjoy, my little horny illiterate bastards 💕

Y’all haven’t even been informed of @PurpleHairedGf spectacular ass 😩 here are some cute silly pics 🥹 we’ve been at a week long family holiday gathering and I think we’re both ready to go home so we can have loud sex again 🥴

I’ve been really surprised by the amount of requests for Locked Tomb content since me and @purplehairedgf finished our cosplays, so I wanted to ask the audience which cosplays they’d like for us to shoot in first! Full disclosure, I am absolutely sloshed in the first pic 😂 we didn’t get any fancy pics taken in these so you’ll have to just trust me that the costumes are good 😂

So sweet helping me edit my video 🥰 @PurpleHairedGf

Alex can explore my dungeon any time 🥴 new Falin and Marcille photoshoot with @sassyserpents coming soon to a Fansly near you 😩💕 #cosplay #farcille #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon #anime

POV RIDING MY FIANCEE’S STRAP CLIP 🤠 What’s up bitches and bros and nonbinary Ho Ho Hoes??? 🎅 Merry Christmas Eve to everyone! I have for you a 13.5 minute POV clip of me sucking and riding my fiancée’s strap-on @PurpleHairedGf This is not a drill. I apparently have lost my mind??? 💀 I don’t know if it’s the spirit of Christmas taking over my mental faculties or what, but this is the longest clip I’ve ever released of us, and the only one where I do any full on pussy penetration. And it’s 1/3 of the price of all my other clips with them. Which are also all much shorter. I have no idea what is possessing me, except I know how fucking rough times are right now and Christmas is so stressful on the wallet, I just thought I’d do something really nice for the fam, ya know?? You guys have gotten me through a lot of really tough times and I want you guys to know how much I appreciate all you’ve done for me, so consider it a Christmas Miracle. 😭💕 The clip features me sucking her strap and riding it front and back. I didn’t previously know my ass looked that good for the IRL pov, but now that I do I will almost certainly be conceited about it forever. 🥴 My titties are bouncing, I do a little dirty talk, and my girl does an amazing job as a first time cameraman. My hat is off to them for not totally moaning like a whore the whole time. 😂 As always, there’s never any pressure to buy. I really hope that tonight you’re all safe and sound and the world is kind to you. May the force be with you, and MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NUT! 🥜🎄

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, EVERYONE! My Christmas Eve post was originally going to be sexy Hermey the Elf content, but he had a route canal to perform tonight on the Island of Misfit Toys and sadly couldn't make it. But there's always next year! But god damn these pics of me and @sassyserpents are cute. #christmas

At last, I have reunited with my true love @sassyserpents 🥹

Leaving for Holiday Matsuri tomorrow! I’m hoping I’ll have my new FAQ video up then 🥰

Not a sexy post, but ME AND @purplehairedgf GOT ENGAGED

Finished filming the new FAQ video and idk if you can tell but I had a great time 🤠👍

AWOO Jumpscare 🥴

Putting the “chest” in 🎵 chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire🎵🎅

Why have Apple Cider when you could have DICKIN CIDER AYOOOOOO

Boy howdy it’s been a crazy week. Entertained extended family, skinny dipped a lot, my dog died (not Ymir, family dog and he was very old), gained 5 pounds drinking Hot Chocolate (it was worth it), gave my grandma weed, decorated for Christmas, etc, etc, the normal stuff. But I’m doing alright!! I have an absolutely stacked idea list for this Christmas season. This whole past year I’ve taken it easy on work and tried to give myself time to live my life and not think 24/7 about work, and the reset it has done on my brain has been spectacular. I am so excited to film the absolutely idiotic bullshit me and @purplehairedgf have cooked up. I really hope I make my way through the whole list this month, because I had to table my Thanksgiving shoot due to aforementioned dog death and that was a real bummer because it was going to be very dumb 😩 Why am I saying all this? You’re probably just trying to jerk off and I’m telling you my dog died??? Sorry if you’re new here I swear to god I don’t Debbie Downer all my porn 💀 ANYWAY LOVE YA

I should never be allowed to touch a dick @purplehairedgf

I’m getting my damn money’s worth out of my gif maker subscription!! Also, everyone always asks for titty fucking content and I always forget to make it, so here you go 🙌 @PurpleHairedGf

Warmup stretches 🏋🏼‍♀️

Awoogaaaa

The titty fairy hath come

This is not a sexy post, just a cute lil life update that I spent the last 3 weeks moving @purplehairedgf in with me so we don’t have 10 hours separating us all the time anymore 🥰

Thanksgiving is RAPIDLY approaching and I don’t know what the hell to do for this year’s dumb Thanksgiving photoshoot! Help!! Please give me ideas, my brain is dry!

Follow me into the forest, there are no tears about politics in the forest, just fairy titties

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 This is a RE-RUN of my 9 MINUTE classic VELMA CLIP from Halloween of 2020! (You know, from back in the day when I had those extra thick chubby girl titties and pussy lips.) 😂 This is truly one of my dumbest and corniest roleplay clips of all time. I really put the BOO in BOUNCING BOOBIES. There's COWGIRL, REVERSE COWGIRL, and a fucking EXCELLENT ORGASM at the end. Do yourself a favor, and join thousands of other satisfied guys, ghouls, and entities, and buy this spooktacular clip! (No really, it's been bought literally thousands of times over the last 4 years lol) 🥴 As always, there's no pressure to buy. I hope y'all have a safe and fun Halloween, and as always, May the Force Be with You!! 💕

Something about bad photoshop is so fucking funny to me 😂 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY, enjoy these 2020 Velma pics!!