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Hey sweet friends!! Okay first of all look at my beefy back.💪 ANYWAY I’m sorry I posted about a new g/g clip and then dipped for a week, I got REAL sick but I’m on the mend now!! I’m trying to sus out if I want to send out the entire hour long video for a higher price, or break it up into 2 or 3 clips at lower prices and I want your input!! It would all shake out to the same amount of money, I just didn’t know if you’d prefer bite sized. I’m reworking my g/g clip prices now that I’m way more comfy with it, so it wouldn’t be a totally heinous price either way. (Also, just so you know, I haven’t replaced my serpentine belt yet so you guys can still watch me do that with my tits out when I’m finally not hacking coughing anymore lol!)

We meant to make a little video, ended up filming for an hour, and now I gotta figure out what to do with all this horny footage of me and @purplehairedgf 🥴💕

Everyone I know is in Japan at Star Wars Celebration right now and I am not and it's making me SICK

Idk if I ever posted me doing that boobie book trend thing here 👀

The IRS just fucked me harder than I fuck myself, which is pretty fucking hard 🥴 (ft. @purplehairedgf’s hand)

No I’m not cold why do you ask 🥴

Good date night :) @PurpleHairedGf

sure you cant imagine what this looks like unedited 🥴 i'm really pulling a fast one on ya here

I just spent an hour and a half deep scrubbing every little crevice of my shower and now I’m high on mold and mildew killer fumes how’s ur Friday going so far 🥴

YALLLLLLL 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Yall… I have outdone myself

I restarted my free page on The Other Site and they got a single free pussy pic so I think it's only right for me to let the rest of you who are following me have one too!

I can never get any work done in this god damn house, she’s like a fuckin teat seeking missile 😭 @PurpleHairedGf

I apparently am allergic to following instructions 💀

Unrelated to these pics, how would yall feel about a Helly R cosplay 👀

Just on the off chance you guys are looking for more people to sub to, some of my friends (who are all incredible and talented creators) lost a very dear friend this week. They’re all taking a little well deserved time to grieve, and I want to encourage people to sub to them while they’re in the thick of it so they can have just a smidge less income to worry about! @StephanieMichelle @hexhypoxia @WomanWearingRed @bishoujomom @Mishamai @bunniblack

I can’t tell if the over-saturation looks nice on these or if I look like a 2011 Facebook filter but honestly I don’t care 🥴

Ngl the pics I took the other day slap 🥴

i just found this very old nude and you know what??? i'll be god damned if this ain't a vibe rn #nude #tits #blonde #tomboy #superioropinionsaboutwhatwhiskeyisthebest

😂😭 @purplehairedgf walked in while I was taking pics and they just—

I deep cleaned my studio and got a massive new mirror to make filming easier!! And tummy enthusiasts everywhere will be thrilled to know I gained 10 lbs over Sad Girl Winter 💕😂 enjoy it while it’s back for a limited time only

Show of hands who else raises from the dead at the first warm spring breeze only to launch into a furious manic cleaning mode?? Cuz I’m balls deep in this back porch and on my way to go buy a pressure washer 🥴 I spent 8 hours cleaning my office, half a day cleaning my foyer and gecko tank, and 4 hours scrubbing Litter Robots yesterday 💀 who knows what today holds in store. If I have half a brain it will include answering all my messages because WOW that dm inbox is crying out for help in ways it has never cried before 😂

Being a frumpy bitch in my day to day life is so fun cuz like,,, you wouldn’t know unless you already know. You know?

💕 NEW BFF ROLEPLAY POV - 30 MINUTE SOLO CLIP 💕 AT LAST!! The looong awaited return of the bestselling best friends to lovers trope, and this time I have included everything but the kitchen sink. You fuckin name it, it’s in this video. (Except squirting. I apparently was not hydrated enough for that. 😂) This is actually NOT Shy BFF part 3, this is a different scenario where the script is flipped! You and your bestie are having a sleepover, and they BRAZENLY seduce you. I’m talking the whole nine yards. Spilling water on their white tank top. “Accidentally” letting their pussy peek out from their PJ shorts. Changing clothes right in front of you. Not-so-shy at all. What a heathen! Once the action gets going I pull out pretty much every trick in my arsenal. I’m going to do bullet points so nothing gets left out: - 🗣️ POV seduction roleplay, complete with subtitle responses for you! - 🍆 Messy, noisy BJ where I choke on your dick - 🍒 Titty play/titty fucking - 😏 Dirty talk - 🤠 Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl - 🍑 Pussy and Anal penetration - 🏀 Titties bouncing fuckin everywhere - 👋 Spanking - 😩 Moaning like a total slut - 🕳️ Spreading my holes open (this hole emoji is cracking me up) - 🤚 4 fingers in my pussy while I bounce my ass on your dick - 📳 Cockwarming you with my ass while I loudly orgasm with my vibrator and my wet ruined pussy is twitching on full display - ⏰ It’s 30 minutes. Did I fucking mention it’s 30 minutes???? - ⚧️ This one definitely revolves around my very human penis shaped dildo, but as usual I don’t really address the viewer’s gender, so all the Princess Wand girlies out there should still be able to enjoy it! It’s been WAY too long since I put out a solo clip, and I’m terribly sorry about that! I want to get back in the groove of releasing one clip a month. I have missed the grind dearly. As always, no pressure to buy. It will always be available. 😊 Happy Valentine’s Day, and may the force be with you!!

y'all megacon microwaved me 😭

When u want her to dom u but instead she’s dominating Fortnite @purplehairedgf

I’m having an awful day and I’m crying like a little bitch someone tell me I’m pretty 😭

My waist to titty ratio in this pic is just so 😩 [chef’s kiss]

Yall im watching Gladiator 2 and this movie is so ass, Russell Crowe would have never done me dirty like this

POV G/G CLIP - PART 2 OF ME RIDING MY FIANCÉE'S STRAP w/ @purplehairedgf 🤠 Howdy friends, Romans, and countrymen. (Should I say "cuntrymen"???) First of all, you can ABSOLUTELY ENJOY THIS CLIP WITHOUT WATCHING PART 1. I sent out Part 1 of this clip last month at a Merry Christmas low price, thinking it would just be a nice fun thing to do for my horny pals on the holiday. But holy fucking shit. I thought you guys would like it but I was NOT prepared for the love it got. It seems silly in hindsight, like why wouldn't everyone like to see me bounce on my gal pal's dick? Duh???? 🥴 I had originally intended for that clip to be stand-alone, but I had an extra 10 minutes of footage that I feel ridiculous for not including the first time. 😩 THIS CLIP INCLUDES: More RIDING, of course! FRONT AND BACK, with a great view of my TITS BOUNCING in the camera’s face. A fucking INSANE ORGASM, which for whatever reason I thought took up a bunch of time away from riding that no one would care to watch but it was literally just like,,, 3 minutes. Three and a half minutes and I fucking CAME SO HARD I was literally SCREAMING through my teeth while I sat there on my gf’s dick. This one also includes a little more silliness! Lots of giggling with my girl. 🥹 (I know. Gay.) 💕 I have this bad boy priced at $10, cuz it seemed ridiculous to charge more than Part 1 since it’s shorter, you know?? But I don’t want everyone to get used to the super low G/G clip prices. I’m way more comfortable with it now, so the prices won’t be astronomical anymore, but it’s definitely still really new for me! I really hope everyone had a safe and cozy holiday season! I adore you all so much. I know there’s a lot of uncertainty and fear in the world right now but - for what it’s worth from some porn chick who doesn’t know shit about shit - everything is gonna be okay. I fully believe that. AS ALWAYS, there’s no pressure to buy! It’ll be here forever if you want it. 🥰 May the force be with you! 💕